Today I went to Target to spend my hard earned cash. Upon my arrival, I realized I had no idea what I was shopping for. I do this often, enter a store with money and little expectation only to exit later with less money and useless crap. I decided to buy a pair of jeans and perhaps a coat. Enter rant #2....Why, oh, why do people park theirs carts in the middle of the isle and then stand protectively next to it; thereby completely blocking the entire isle. Why do they do this? Americans are fucking RUDE, thats why. I say this AS an occasionally rude American and as the victim of several. My typical rude offenses don't extend past cutting people off in traffic or being an overzealous horn honker and most of that is due to my utter hopelessness as a shitty driver and I own up to that. Sigh, anyway, I left Target a $100 lighter and with shitty headphones which I hope to return tomorrow. No jeans. No coat. Epic Fail.
I have come to the conclusion that over time, I hope to progress from a Fat Chick with her rants to a Less Fat, Hopefully Thinner and Healthier Chick and her rants. This blog will be my little journal of weight loss and ever existing melancholy. Can't be all bad stuff though, I will work hard to find things to rave about.
Rave #1
Target team members are super rad. Not only are they happier then Walmart team members, but they are actually helpful. I approached a lad in the pharmacy area to inquire as to the whereabouts of disposable enemas and he was super helpful. Now I'd imagine questions regarding enemas not to be atypical , especially from anyone under the age of 60. To make things more interesting, I look younger then my already unadvanced age of 28 and I was wearing my white Jim Morrison tee with a dumb skirt and stupid shoes. Not the typical look of the user of enemas, i'd wager. Still this dude ( who couldn't be older then 18) didn't blink or smirk or say "uhhh" ( typical Walmart worker's response). He just said sure and took me 3 isles down and directed me to the very bottom isle where the disposable enemas dwell. Very rad, Target team member. Very rad. That's professionalism that should be expected but is so rarely actually executed that I gotta give some kudos. Woo. Hoo.
On the topic of Enemas......I have decided to do by monthly "colon cleanses" to help fuel my diet. I have heard great things about the benefits and I will be partaking in the "coffee" variety. Hopefully, all goes well.
So ends blog #2. Very glorious Indeed.
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